SPN episode in which there are no women in the world, only men. Only manly men. the human race is ending because there are no women to give birth to children. Men all walk around sexually frustrated because they can’t have sex. All the men have tragic backstories, in which all the women around them died. Nobody waits the restaurants or cafes and it’s pandemonium out there. WHO WILL POUR THE COFFEE? nobody. strip clubs have become war zones. all the men are rugged and wear plaid. they shed one tear every friday to remember all their wives mothers and girlfriends. such pain. such manly pain. dean and sam stroll into a motel in bumfuck nowhere and ask for a pair of queens. the man at the counter laughs at them, “a pair of queens" he says, it’s funny, because he is implying dean and sam are gay. as if. and then he remembers.
there are no more queens.
all the women are dead.
it’s friday, so they all look towards the horizon and shed a manly tear.
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
um. yes? Sorry, were we meant to think it was a whale? I always loved this moment in a terrifying way because MASSIVE SHARK IS WAITING TO EXPLODE IN ON YOU with all his tiny shark minions.