whit merule

This is me, hanging around on tumblr. All my fics are on AO3, under the name "whit_merule". I tag it on here as "whitmerule fic". I've the same name on LJ but don't post there anymore.

“Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’””

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The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)

Phelps tells this story herself in the excellent 1984 documentary Before Stonewall, which you can watch in its entirety on YouTube (she’s at 19:30, but really, watch the whole thing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX7AxQd82H8

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This makes me laugh every time I see it.

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teen wolf

last year you gave me twins that you seemed to expect me to be able to tell apart

this year you just give me a whole bunch of indistinguishable angsty white blond teen guys and I think there’s probably more than two but they all have different backstories maybe? or maybe one is just really good at looking confused and pathetic despite being a bounty hunter? and maybe one got killed? and Scott bit somebody? and then there was also one who was a girl very briefly but then to nobody’s surprise died but looked exactly like all the new blond white guys anyway?

I still have no easy facial recognition. Especially when your preferred casting type is pretty much ‘generically hot white guy’.

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

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goodnightbeastie:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

whitmerule:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

whitmerule:

hauntedmilk:

blamemisha:

blamemisha:

How do you kill Dean Winchester?

Kill Sam Winchester

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You really wanna live the rest of your life knowing that Dean Winchester’s on your tail?

Heh heh heh, you wanna rephrase that? ; )

Personally I’d rather be on his tail, the guy is suuuuuuch a sub.

NOT EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST although I’m happy to switch. :)

(Poor Walt did not want it, though.)

Yeah, my desires towards Dean are only really awakened when he’s bloodied, tied up, and preferably crying. Otherwise, I don’t find him all that attractive. 

I don’t know who Walt is, my knowledge of Supernatural is limited to the (3 … 4?) episodes I’ve seen, and all the stuff I see on tumblr. And some fanfics I’ve read about Crowley and Bobby banging. 

It’s on my list though. Someday … yeah, someday I have to watch it. It’s one of those things. *sighs*

Ah yes, sorry, I was paraphrasing from this scene from season 5:

Walt shoots Sam. Dean jumps to go to Sam.

ROY: Stay the hell down.

WALT: Shoot ‘im.

ROY: Killin’ Sam was right, but Dean…

WALT: He made us! And we just snuffed his brother, you idiot. You want to spend the rest of your life knowing Dean Winchester’s on your ass? ‘Cause I don’t. Shoot ‘im.

DEAN: Go ahead, Roy, do it. But I’m going warn you, when I come back I’m going to be pissed. 

chatterboxrose:

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

Lest us forget that their opening band is also owning: 

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meansean15:

I’m Not Gay

I’m not gay.
I swear I’m not gay.
Ok maybe I’m a little gay.
Holy shit I’m fucking gay.

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out-there-on-the-maroon:

whitmerule:

hauntedmilk:

blamemisha:

blamemisha:

How do you kill Dean Winchester?

Kill Sam Winchester

image

You really wanna live the rest of your life knowing that Dean Winchester’s on your tail?

Heh heh heh, you wanna rephrase that? ; )

Personally I’d rather be on his tail, the guy is suuuuuuch a sub.

NOT EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST although I’m happy to switch. :)

(Poor Walt did not want it, though.)

This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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[source]

Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

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shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

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